MMA

MMA Fighter Gets Crap Beat Out of Him — Literally

A mixed martial arts match in Louisiana turned ugly last week when one fighter literally had the crap beat out of him, leading to a disqualification and a 10-minute intermission to scrub down the ring.

Fred Mitchell was declared the winner after Corey Wether lost control of his bowels due to a knee to the midsection. Mitchell began complaining to the referee about the smell but the fight went on.

As the smell worsened, Mitchell pleaded with the referee, at one point removing his mouthpiece to announce, “he shit himself!” repeatedly. Wether eventually tried to use his unfortunate situation to win the fight, locking an unsuspecting Mitchell’s head between his legs.

After the round was over, Wether told his corner what happened and they took him out of the ring, allowing Mitchell to win by disqualification. Mitchell took the microphone after the fight and told the crowd, “You can say I beat the crap out of him.”

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